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Interview by: Jennifer Perkins Pictures by: Courtney Cooper |
OK here are the rules: I served the guys from Cursive (Clint, Matt, Ted & Tim) Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Milwaukee, and Busch Beer in un-marked glasses and made the poor bastards not only drink it, but rate it! They were each given a copy of this work sheet to fill out for each beer they tested. Each guys answer is next to the response they chose.
| How would you rate this beer? |
| I would drink this beer all night long until I passed out. Ted/Pabst & Busch Matt/Old Mil Clint/Busch Tim/Busch |
| Not too bad if I had already been drinking. Clint/Pabst & Old Mil Matt/Pabst & Busch Tim/Old Mil |
| The fact that is was free made it taste a whole lot better. Ted/Old Mil |
| Definitely the drink of choice for most Wal-Mart patrons, and they know how to tie a drink on. Tim/Pabst |
| Is this beer or did someone piss in my cup. |

| Would you drink this beer again? |
| I'd pour this beer over my Cheerio's in the morning. Clint/Busch |
| I'd serve this beer at a dinner party, but I'd pour it into glasses first. Matt/Old Mil & Busch Ted/Busch |
| Anything to catch a buzz. Clint/Pabst, Old Mil Ted/Pabst, Old Mil Matt/Pabst Tim/Pabst, Old Mil & Busch |
| Only if it were free, and even then there would be doubts. |
| I'd tell people I was straight edge at any function this beer was being served. |

| What would the severity of your hangover be with this beer? |
| None, my tolerance is so high nothing phases me anymore. Ted/Old Mil Matt/Busch |
| Nothing a few aspirins and an early morning drink couldn't fix. Clint/Pabst, Busch Ted/Pabst Matt/Old Mil |
| Slight headache maybe if I polished off the whole case. Matt/Pabst Ted/Busch |
| I would have to call into work and chug water all day Tim/Pabst, Old Mil & Busch |
| I would probably wake up dry heaving with my head resting in a pile of my own vomit. Clint/Old Mil |

| What kind of beer do you think this is? |
| Pabst Blue Ribbon Clint/Pabst Ted/Old Mil Matt/Old Mil Tim/Old Mil |
| Milwaukee's Best Ted/Pabst Matt/Pabst Tim/Pabst Clint/Old Mil |
| Busch Clint/Busch Matt/Busch Ted/Busch Tim/Busch |
For those of you who took a stat class in college it looks like the boys know a good Busch beer like the back of their hand, don't try and pull any quick ones with Clint's beer because he will know, and the guys all seem to think that Old Milwaukees tastes a lot like Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Read a review of Cursive's Domestica here.
Read a review of Cursive's Burst and Bloom here.
Read where Cursive got their name from here.
Read where Saddle Creek got their name from here.