Want to let the world know you can give a mean lap dance? Well tips from Tawny the Topless Dancer is the place to be. Tons of free advice on how to get that "I could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" look. Well, we do take tips in the form of crisp one dollar bills.

LESSON ONE: A French Manicure

Now not everyone is fortunate enough to be able to afford acrylic nails. Some of us have to work with what the lord gave us and whatever is on sale at Wallgreens. Well you don't have to pay big money to have trashy looking nails thanks to a French Manicure Kit.

	How handy is this? Most nail kits come with adhesive painting guides. What this means is you get a bunch of strips of tape to section off where you put your nail tips. Remember French Manicures consist of 2 shades. An un-natural white tip and a flesh toned/pink base.

 

	Step 2, you paint your tip white. NOTE: White Out will work if you are in a pinch and are about to have go on stage. Do you see how the little piece of tape is coming in handy. Be sure not to paint outside the lines!

 

After the white paint has had a chance to dry, gently remove the tape. Then paint the entire nail with a sheer nude polish. Oh-la-la you are ready to shake your money maker in style now!

 

COMING SOON: Getting a pair of DSLs' is as easy as 1-2-3!